The alarming increase in America ’s obesity rates has been featured in the news lately. Unfortunately, the trend has even touched this intrepid runner/blogger. I have packed on 15 pounds in the past year. In that same time period I ran 1,373 miles, an average of 114 miles per month. I trained for and ran a 15k, 2 half marathons, 2 full marathons and an ultra marathon. So how is this possible, you may ask?
To get to the bottom of this mystery I took on the arduous task of analyzing my running log. Hidden deep within the bowels of that digital labyrinth I discovered the horrible truth.
As I scanned through my notes a definite pattern emerged. Here are some samples:
. . . . Deleon Springs State Park Trail run with the West Volusia Runners followed by grill-your-own pancakes at the Sugarmill . . . . enjoyed a couple of beers at Genuine Bistro after a 5 miler with WVR . . . . Victoria Park meets Deland Hills. Had this delicious French toast sandwich at Half Full Coffee House . . . . WVR Dunkin Donuts run . . . .Chicken dancing and German beer at Hollerbach’s . . . . Tammie made awesome cupcakes for the 4th of July run at Gemini . . . . Gemini Springs run with WVR followed by pancake breakfast at IHOP . . . . WVR Christmas party . . . . Pasta dinner at Vienna CafĂ© after the WVR run tonight . . . . Jennifer’s banana bread . . . . $1 burger night at Dexters run with WVR . . . . Run through the Stetson U campus with WVR followed by Ice Cream at Sweet Spot. . . .
I could go on, but I think you get the point.
So don’t blame fast food for America's expanding waistlines . There are 1000’s of running clubs in the US that are gaining in popularity at precisely same time obesity rates are on the rise. Coincidence? I think not!
Protect yourself!
Keep your distance!
Stay away!
Running clubs are fattening . . . and addictive, a dangerous combination!